Archive for April, 2011

April 12th, 2011
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Kissing Frogs?

As the Wedding of Kate and William approaches American women are signing up to transatlantic dating site in a bid to find their very own Prince. Rochelle Peachey London born founder of the successful and unique site is delighted of course but not surprised as she says she is well aware of the attraction to Brit men. “ American girls love the accent of course and the anticipation of meeting someone across the pond is quite exhilarating even though, in almost all cases he will not be a Prince”.

Women in America who have joined bemoan the fact that American men just don’t get it or all they want to do is watch sports and drink beer!

So they head for love across the Ocean and it seems somewhat successfully as in just over a year 7 weddings have taken place between Brits and Americans and they don’t waste any time either as 2 babies have been born with another on the way.

So if you are fed up with kissing frogs and would like to try your luck with a Brit could well be your best bet.

Don’t just say I Love Your Accent, be a part of it.

April 9th, 2011
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When I first found them together, I was powerless to do anything about it. He had one like her before, but he told me that she wasn’t big enough, so he wanted another one. She has been Bold, Curvier and currently she is inspiring him. She’s easy to touch, and he often reaches for her. I hate to admit it, but he just seems happier with her on long trips. Yes, they go on trips together. And you’ll think I’m stupid, but yes, sometimes I go in the car with them. She sits up on the dashboard in front of me. She speaks many languages too, what a show off! This little Miss know it all can do mathematics, translations, pin point the best happy hour and makes the cutest of sounds which makes my husband smile and sometimes laugh out loud.

I have a habit of getting lost quite frequently but SHE always knows where to go and has told me more than once exactly where to go, I don’t like her. He would rather listen to her than to me.

She has this fake British-computer voice, and it really gets on my nerves. Perhaps I’m a little jealous of how sexy and confident she sounds, surely not!

I asked him what he sees in her and explained it like this: “She’s unemotional. I like her. She doesn’t digress. She stays on target. She doesn’t bring up things that are unrelated. I can be left alone with my own thoughts in between, and when she does interrupt, it’s to communicate helpful facts. She gives me all the information I need and doesn’t talk about shoes with red soles or nails!

Sometimes she comes into the bedroom with him, and I find her under the pillow or beside him under the duvet.  In the morning when I bring in the tea he is holding her, it makes me so insecure

There are times when she vibrates in his pants and I spot him fingering it to find out who called. I admit, I get a little jealous of that finger action, what about me?

At dinner the other night when I was eager to tell him my news, he wouldn’t put her down, he held her as I was speaking as if she had a right to know too, then she interrupted while I was talking and my husband began a conversation with her that I was not privy to. Maybe I should be thankful he was with me, last week he left me at the bar while he went back home to get her, without her he could not function, it was painful to watch, so I let him go and get her. When he came back he was all smiles, holding her in his hands like a precious doll. My only consolation is knowing that he WILL get bored with her soon, but I also know there WILL be another as he cannot do without her.

I know I am not the only Woman whose husband is having a love affair with his phone, so when you see me out at our table for 3 send me a smile or a wave and let me know I am not alone.

April 4th, 2011

Is this really the way to meet your Prince? A tongue in cheek 4 step plan to become Royal.

1. Preparing. You want to have the behavior and mannerisms of a princess before you meet your Prince. Taking a How to Be a Princess class will prepare you for necessities such as the proper way to curtsy, wave to your subjects from a horse-drawn carriage, and even drink a spot of tea with your pinkie up. Sure, most of these classes are geared to the pre-school set but you’re never too old to learn.

2. Finding Him. There aren’t a lot of princes residing in the US so you should consider moving to where the largest percentage of princes reside: Europe And with the help of the Internet you can find him on transatlantic dating site, tell him Rochelle sent you.

3. Wowing Him. When you finally meet your Prince  William ,Charming or Bob  (Princes have all kinds of names these days) remember what you learned in your Princess class. Don’t let your behavior be common. Don’t dress trampy or come on too strong. He doesn’t need to know how many guys you’ve slept with or that you like  being a dominatrix. Princes like to seem down to earth, but stay away from any hint of sexual impropriety because they don’t want to take the chance of harming the family jewels and neither do you, wink wink.

4. Tying Him Down (Not Literally of Course) Be patient. One thing we’ve learned from watching Prince William and Kate’s courtship over several years? You’re in it for the long haul and loyalty is everything to royalty. Another tip? Don’t wear that Tiara  you got on sale at your local Claire’s to class, out to dinner, or even to bed. You don’t want to look too obvious. Save that for the wedding night. Actually you won’t need it because by then you’ll have a real crown.

Most people end up having to kiss a lot of frogs that don’t turn into princes. Kate Middleton got lucky, though perhaps it wasn’t just luck. Maybe she had her own How to Marry a Prince plan.

Ta Ta , more tea?

If you have yours , do let us know.