Monday, July 5th, 2010

How to Feel and Act Like a Queen. The 12 Step program.

1. Realize that you may not actually become someone of high status. Just because you feel and act like one doesn’t mean that others will necessarily agree that you should be one. Even though you know those people are beneath you.

2  Be Confident, it is utterly important that a Queen be confident, as she must rule a Kingdom (if she does not have a king, that is). You may apply it to this case as well, even if you do not actually rule a Kingdom.

3. Bathe and groom regularly. A Queen is someone of high stature, and as such she must also have excellent personal hygiene. Think back to your school days and try to remember that one person who everyone thought needed a shower- were they very highly regarded?

4 Get your hair and make up  styled professionally. Try an elegant up-do that makes you look beautiful, is unique, yet calmly royal. That is, don’t make your hair look crazy; it may look cute, but it’s not the look you want. Get your nails did too.
5 Replace your wardrobe with expensive but unfashionable clothes. They should exude royalty and look  fancy; stay on top of the game. When you look like royalty, you will feel like royalty.

6 Tell yourself every day that you are royalty, above the rest, and something special. This helps build your self confidence, which is extremely important if you want to feel like a Queen.

7 Practice your smile often. You should look happy to be there, yet feel as though they are the ones who should be happy you graced them with your presence. After all, you are royalty. Learning how to smile with your eyes is a good idea as well; people can see right past a fake smile, but smiling with your eyes makes you look genuine even though you are not.

8 Move gracefully whenever you walk and practice proper posture. Part of acting like a Queen means you are elegant, and part of elegance is gracefulness and posture. Walk as though you are gliding.

9 Expand your vocabulary and speak clearly. This will make you sound (and most likely feel) smarter, which in turn will boost your confidence. It may also convince more people to agree with what you’re saying, since you will sound like you know what you are talking about. Saying words like “Thee “ often will convince people you are royalty.

10 Act diplomatically with other people. Being diplomatic is about staying calm and influencing others to see things your way while keeping good relations up. The key is to have a clear goal of what you want from the diplomatic encounter and attempt to achieve it by being calmly persuasive. Though a large part of this goal is good relations, don’t be afraid to stand your ground when necessary to get what you want.

11 Treat your friends as though they are royalty as well, not the peasants they really are. Just treat them with  some respect, as they will be the ones to stand by you and defend you should you ever need it.

12 Realize that, at the end of the day, you are not perfect. This is essential to prevent an emotional breakdown; those who strive to achieve perfection fall short and their perfect world comes crumbling down when they realize they’re as human as the rest of us. But you, after all are a Queen.

Addendum, follow all these steps then wait for your medication and ask the nurse to escort you back to your padded cell.

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